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"If there is anybody here who doesn't believe that it is so fucking great to be alive I wish they would go now 'cause this show will bring them down so much."

"If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep."

"I live my life eating these things [cigarettes] and drinking this black water"

"The true zen saying: Nothing is what I want."

"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT."

"Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not wisdom, Wisdom is not truth, Truth is not beauty, Beauty is not love, Love is not music and Music is THE BEST"

"Playing guitar is like fucking -- you never forget it.............. Unless you're really, really stupid."

"I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs."

"Drop out of school, before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts... "

"There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it."

"Never stop until your good becomes better, and your better becomes the best."

"I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful... there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out."

When Baby Snakes premiered in NY back in the distant 70's, Frank had a little birthday celebration which culminated in a showing of his film in Times Square. He was trying to speak over the loudspeaker system of the theatre before the film, but the audience (most of them, anyway) was just bent on making noise, which prompted Frank to say, "This is like a big, stupid party." after which, he shut up.

"House lights, concert's over."

"It can't happen here."

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